my computer describes my life better than anyone

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yabiiiiish:

lol

Never gets old

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Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

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maliciousmelons:

when the bell rings to go to lunch

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abomasnow:

do she got the booty?

she don’t

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biitchesaintshiibuthoesntriicks:

tamponspiritqueen:

i always just scrolled past this video but today i watched it and learned that i wasnt just scrolling past a video ~ i was scrolling past an experience 

Omg I can’t breathe

Wtf was that hahaha

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the-goat-that-rocked:

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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